by ee cummings ghostwritten by alex fuller welp
it's 2020 winter's -Just about;over -and the Streaming Wars are taking shape beautifully woo Wee we've all been observing the battle Lines being drawn -youknowthe:bigKahunas involved netflix is like ok bring it on, Disney; we burn through a Billion in cash ev'ry frickin' MONTH. mean- while the Mouse house is like wegot-thisThingcalled:StarWars duh Ev'ry Show will yield its Own -spinoff:show plus:origin-Stories there is literally NO end... we already:are Conquering -and Dominating though -on a slightly Sour -note: baby Yoda went viral too late -in 2019 for Merch to be ready -in:time for Xmas (and:our share holders are Fuming) Oh;also wegot-thisThingcalled:Marvel youknow—the M C U ever-heard-of-it? yeah that's what-we-thought we get grown Ass adults to dress:up in Halloween costumes and only pay 'em like 250 -it all comes from comic books- and ev'ry movie makes like a Billion dollars $$$$$$$ (any less than a Billion and:our share holders are Pissed) we've got -about 500:marvel:shows in;development oh and btw our Ser -vice is only 7bucks:amonth as opposed to Thir-TEEN-nuh.... mean- while a slew of other tech-and-OldMedia-companies are sitting in the corner like a Cuckold (sulking) -wishing:they could get -In on:the:Action they -were:Dawdling and:now catching -Up ain't Easy -Just to get everyone's Attention in:the:first-place they -Have to wildly over:pay for the -Rights to -a Sure thing 85 -Million $$$ a -Year for Friends? 100 -Million $$$ a -Year for The Office? (netflix is like -ah, whatever -those 2 had:a good Run here but -All good things must Come:to an End -especially If they're:gonna Cost ya another 500 -Mil $$$) now Who -I say who:in tar -Nation would've -ever Guessed that sitcoms from Decades;ago would Barge through the:starting -Gate -as The:most valuable Commodities in:the -known streaming Universe? truly Boggles the:Mind... hot -Damn there Ain't no business like the -Streaming:business
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