OFFBEAT
Whenever appropriate, Alex Fuller infuses his writing with edgy, offbeat humor.
In the style of EE Cummings
I could write like this all day... who doesn't love EE Cummings?
The quirky punctuation was not a gimmick; it infused his more comedic poems with a strikingly original voice.
I could write like this all day... who doesn't love EE Cummings?
The quirky punctuation was not a gimmick; it infused his more comedic poems with a strikingly original voice.
streaming wars (2020 Q1)
welp
it's 2020
winter's -Just
about;over
-and
the Streaming Wars
are taking shape
beautifully
woo Wee
we've all been
observing the battle
Lines being
drawn
-youknowthe:bigKahunas
involved
netflix is like
ok bring it on,
Disney;
we burn through
a Billion in cash
ev'ry frickin'
MONTH.
mean-
while
the Mouse
house is like
wegot-thisThingcalled:StarWars
duh
Ev'ry Show will yield
its Own
-spinoff:show
plus:origin-Stories
there is literally NO end...
we already:are Conquering
-and Dominating
though
-on a slightly Sour -note:
baby Yoda went viral
too late -in 2019
for Merch
to be ready -in:time for Xmas
(and:our
share holders
are
Fuming)
Oh;also
wegot-thisThingcalled:Marvel
youknow—the M C U
ever-heard-of-it?
yeah
that's what-we-thought
we get grown Ass adults to
dress:up
in
Halloween costumes
and only pay 'em like
250
-it all comes from
comic books-
and ev'ry movie makes
like
a Billion dollars $$$$$$$
(any less than a Billion
and:our
share holders
are
Pissed)
we've got -about
500:marvel:shows
in;development
oh
and
btw
our Ser -vice
is only
7bucks:amonth
as opposed to
Thir-TEEN-nuh....
mean-
while a slew of
other
tech-and-OldMedia-companies
are
sitting in the corner
like a
Cuckold (sulking)
-wishing:they
could get -In
on:the:Action
they -were:Dawdling
and:now
catching -Up ain't Easy
-Just to get everyone's
Attention
in:the:first-place
they -Have to wildly over:pay
for the -Rights to
-a Sure thing
85 -Million $$$ a -Year
for Friends?
100 -Million $$$ a -Year
for The Office?
(netflix is like -ah, whatever
-those 2 had:a good
Run here
but -All good things must
Come:to an End
-especially If they're:gonna
Cost ya another
500 -Mil $$$)
now Who -I say who:in
tar -Nation
would've -ever
Guessed that sitcoms
from Decades;ago would
Barge through the:starting
-Gate
-as The:most valuable
Commodities in:the
-known streaming Universe?
truly Boggles
the:Mind...
hot -Damn
there Ain't
no business
like
the -Streaming:business
it's 2020
winter's -Just
about;over
-and
the Streaming Wars
are taking shape
beautifully
woo Wee
we've all been
observing the battle
Lines being
drawn
-youknowthe:bigKahunas
involved
netflix is like
ok bring it on,
Disney;
we burn through
a Billion in cash
ev'ry frickin'
MONTH.
mean-
while
the Mouse
house is like
wegot-thisThingcalled:StarWars
duh
Ev'ry Show will yield
its Own
-spinoff:show
plus:origin-Stories
there is literally NO end...
we already:are Conquering
-and Dominating
though
-on a slightly Sour -note:
baby Yoda went viral
too late -in 2019
for Merch
to be ready -in:time for Xmas
(and:our
share holders
are
Fuming)
Oh;also
wegot-thisThingcalled:Marvel
youknow—the M C U
ever-heard-of-it?
yeah
that's what-we-thought
we get grown Ass adults to
dress:up
in
Halloween costumes
and only pay 'em like
250
-it all comes from
comic books-
and ev'ry movie makes
like
a Billion dollars $$$$$$$
(any less than a Billion
and:our
share holders
are
Pissed)
we've got -about
500:marvel:shows
in;development
oh
and
btw
our Ser -vice
is only
7bucks:amonth
as opposed to
Thir-TEEN-nuh....
mean-
while a slew of
other
tech-and-OldMedia-companies
are
sitting in the corner
like a
Cuckold (sulking)
-wishing:they
could get -In
on:the:Action
they -were:Dawdling
and:now
catching -Up ain't Easy
-Just to get everyone's
Attention
in:the:first-place
they -Have to wildly over:pay
for the -Rights to
-a Sure thing
85 -Million $$$ a -Year
for Friends?
100 -Million $$$ a -Year
for The Office?
(netflix is like -ah, whatever
-those 2 had:a good
Run here
but -All good things must
Come:to an End
-especially If they're:gonna
Cost ya another
500 -Mil $$$)
now Who -I say who:in
tar -Nation
would've -ever
Guessed that sitcoms
from Decades;ago would
Barge through the:starting
-Gate
-as The:most valuable
Commodities in:the
-known streaming Universe?
truly Boggles
the:Mind...
hot -Damn
there Ain't
no business
like
the -Streaming:business
Ocean Maiden
Teaser clip for the web series Divorce Video Therapy.
This 25-second vignette was created to convey to potential viewers that the series is not all doom and gloom; it’s half drama/half comic relief.
This 25-second vignette was created to convey to potential viewers that the series is not all doom and gloom; it’s half drama/half comic relief.
“I have no thoughts of mortgages and minivans….
Marriage is about true love and devotion.
Won’t you take this journey with me?”
Marriage is about true love and devotion.
Won’t you take this journey with me?”